Januar 6, 2021 Two kindergarten girls were talking outside… Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,“You won’t believe what I saw on the patio yesterday–a condom!“The second girl asked, „What’s a patio?“
Januar 6, 2021 At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate… At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit… Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he’s never seen one before…
Januar 6, 2021 Count till fifty The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like „cunt“ and „cock“ scrawled all over the blackboard. „Children,“ she said, addressing the classroom,…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny was late for school… Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,“Why are you late little Johnny?“Johnny replied, „My grandpa got burnt, Miss.“The…
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy did not go to school one day… A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said „Our cow was…
Januar 6, 2021 Like father like son Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks… Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks…
Januar 6, 2021 How old am I? A kid goes up to his father and says, „Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?“His father says, „No…how old?“He says, „I’m eleven!“He…
Januar 6, 2021 Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid… Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks,…