Januar 6, 2021 Johnny, give me a sentence starting with… Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with „I“.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say „I am.“Little Johnny: All right. „I am…
Januar 6, 2021 One of my first evenings back from overseas… One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk…
Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 Fun fun fun worry worry worry A teacher said to her little student Suzy, „Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.“Little Suzy thought for a moment and…
Januar 6, 2021 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback… On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 A lost skill This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.“This…
Januar 6, 2021 This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny… This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter’s hat and sitting in a red wagon…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny is in class. The teacher… Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They…
Januar 6, 2021 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm… One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light…
Januar 6, 2021 A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children… A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration.With their eyes closed, they would feel objects…