Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
Januar 6, 2021 Army general at Christmas What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas party A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many of my colleagues were there, and many of them are…
Januar 6, 2021 Dear God (Christmas) Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He stole, lied, beat-up his sister, just about any trouble this…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas and a day at the office? Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide9. Salesman’s opening line: „You’re not a cop, are you?“8….