Januar 6, 2021 Your father is drunk |To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Fast Food |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the second day of Christmas,…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve days Microsoft |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christmas, my…
Januar 6, 2021 Short Reindeer Jokes |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they…
Januar 6, 2021 Short Snow Jokes |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!What’s an ig?An…
Januar 6, 2021 Santa Hates Your Kid |8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, „Dream on, Chester!“7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes6. Along with presents,…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Santa |’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world that’s politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to „Elves“,“Vertically…
Januar 6, 2021 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Did Santa Give You That Present? |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 Enter the Pearly Gates |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…