Januar 6, 2021 Have a Microsoft Christmas |’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father’s mouse. The computer was humming, the icons…
Januar 6, 2021 If IBM ran Christmas… |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of…
Januar 6, 2021 Military Christmas |’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with electronic eyes.Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes…
Januar 6, 2021 Merry Christmas law |Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive,…
Januar 6, 2021 WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE? WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
Januar 6, 2021 What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration.
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas flavor Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my acquaintance-rape survivor gave to me,TWELVE males reclaiming…
Januar 6, 2021 It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look… It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas and Hanukkah Merger Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said…