Januar 6, 2021 Classic Oxymoron Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990’s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Januar 6, 2021 Juan and Amal Classic A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford any more children. They looked around and found an excellent…
Januar 6, 2021 Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic) December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Dog Named Sex (Classic) Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine „Sex“. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Men vs Women (long classic!) RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to it as a romance, or a period of dating, of…
Januar 6, 2021 Gun-toting Panda (Classic) A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter…
Januar 6, 2021 RELATIVES-(Classic Poem) Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up…
Januar 6, 2021 Seven Dwarfs Classic Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, „Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Long Classic! Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer In Heaven (Classic) A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked „THE BOOK“ and didn’t find his name, so he informed the…