Januar 6, 2021 OJ's Clock A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking Cuckoo clock. Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with „the boys.“ I told the misses that I would be home by…
Januar 6, 2021 The talking clock! While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.“What is the big brass gong and…
Januar 6, 2021 Nearly Fatal Clock A wife complains, „A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.“ Her husband…
Januar 6, 2021 The wall clock One day a wife complained, „This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.“The husband…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the German clockmaker say to the clock… What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‚tick, tick,tick‘?’Ve haff vays of making you tock!‘
Januar 6, 2021 It's 11 o'clock… In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:“It’s 11 o’clock do you know where your children are?In England they say“Its 11…