Two storks are
sitting in their nest: a
father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is
crying and crying and
father stork is trying to calm him. „Don’t
worry, son. Your mother
will come back. She’s only bringing people babies
and making them
happy.“
The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job.
Mother and son are
sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and
mother is saying,
„Son, your father will be back as soon as
possible, but now he’s
bringing joy to new mommies and daddies.“
A
few days later, the stork’s parents are desperate: their son has
been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and
the parents ask him where he’s been all night.
The baby
stork says, „No where. Just scaring the hell out of college
students!“
