Januar 6, 2021 Escalators An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an „Escalator temporarily out of order“ sign, just „Escalator temporarily…
Januar 6, 2021 Environment The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power….
Januar 6, 2021 THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left…
Januar 6, 2021 Paddy I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply…
Januar 6, 2021 My Dog Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‚dog people‘ that freak me out. „Oh, look at her, she’s precious,just like Mommy.“ Me?!? If…
Januar 6, 2021 Gas Station Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Inflatable high heels I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
Januar 6, 2021 Drown my troubles I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Januar 6, 2021 Trick or Treat I never actually grapsed the whole „Trick or treat“ ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on…
Januar 6, 2021 Pray for a bike When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way,…