Januar 6, 2021 A Wish Comes True A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells… Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. „Since Valentine’s Day is…
Januar 6, 2021 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog… Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed… 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says „Doc, I think I’m impotent.“ Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech…
Januar 6, 2021 A man comes to a doctor and… A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, „Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help…
Januar 6, 2021 This fellow comes to confession… This fellow comes to confession. „Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.“The priest asked, „What did you do, my son?““I lusted,“ the fellow…
Januar 6, 2021 A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her… A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: „Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh. Father Goodwim…
Januar 6, 2021 A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream… A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife if she wants some.“How hard is it?“ she asks.“About as…