Kategorie: computer

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer. My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away! I can’t, my power cable won’t…

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer. You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could…

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses „windows“.

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.

Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.