Kategorie: computer

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing…

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn’t get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked…

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, „I see you have an…

Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there…

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the…

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn’t…

„This little computer,“ said the sales clerk, „will do half of your job for you.“ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, „Fine, I’ll…

Customer: „How do I print my voicemail?“

Student: „Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?“ Computer Teacher: „In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you…

Tech Support: „How may I help you today, sir?“ Customer: „Hello…hey, er…I think I’ve got the wrong software installed in my computer.“ Tech Support:…