Kategorie: computer

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the…

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn’t…

„This little computer,“ said the sales clerk, „will do half of your job for you.“ Studying the machine, the senior VP said, „Fine, I’ll…

Customer: „How do I print my voicemail?“

Customer: „I’m running Windows ’95.“ Tech: „Yes.“ Customer: „My computer isn’t working now.“ Tech: „Yes, you said that.“

Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit…

– Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? – Well, dear… Every time I ask you to close the…

Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

….. Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?

The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If…