Kategorie: computer

You have just received the „Kentucky Virus“!!! As we ain’t got no programin‘ experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete…

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send…

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant „I want a game capable of holding the interest of my…

Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her…

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me… My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed…

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find…

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I’ve never heard it get thrown out a window before.

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed… Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider — It has its own website.