Kategorie: computer

Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world…

Q: What’s the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore…

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked „Well,…

Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to ask „What is the registration number…

You have just received the „Kentucky Virus“!!! As we ain’t got no programin‘ experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete…

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that’s a hardware problem.

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important people to send…

I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant „I want a game capable of holding the interest of my…

Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her…