Januar 6, 2021 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer! 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds (It`s hard to type with paws)9. ‚Sit‘ and ’stay‘ were…
Januar 6, 2021 New Computer Virus Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the „Lorena Bobbit Virus“.Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!
Januar 6, 2021 The Pearly Gates Computer A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Ideal Computer Problem Report Form In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire before sending it in for Help. With…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer And A Woman: Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Januar 6, 2021 New Computer Viruses! John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it. (But it will never work again.)?Oprah Winfrey Virus–Your 850 MB…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Problem „Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?““Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.““What sort of trouble?““Well, I was just typing along,…
Januar 6, 2021 Texan Computer Terms „Hard drive“ — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.“Keyboard“ —- Place to…
Januar 6, 2021 Too Much Computer Time How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as „lord at pacbell dot net“Your wife drapes…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Illiteracy 1. Compaq is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ to „Press Return Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“…