Januar 6, 2021 To Computer: Is there a God? Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built. Finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Too Much Computer YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Idiots Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Terms 486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of – the – art computer you can’t afford.Obsolete – Any computer…
Januar 6, 2021 Trucker Computer Terms „Hard drive“ — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.“Keyboard“ —- Place to…
Januar 6, 2021 Difference With Computer Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!
Januar 6, 2021 Shakespearian Computer Story Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer gender war! A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like…
Januar 6, 2021 More Computer Viruses! DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything.Tipper Gore…
Januar 6, 2021 What gender is a computer? An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.He stated how hurricanes at one time were…