Januar 6, 2021 Your co-worker is a computer hacker 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running….
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Januar 6, 2021 Computer Users Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might…
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Januar 6, 2021 Newest MS computer game |Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README file, v4.3Welcome!Congratulations!Welcome to the wonderful world of Microsoft Solitaire ’98!…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer problem report |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:________________________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problemaccurately:________________________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the causeof the problem:________________________________________________________________4. Problem Severity: A. Minor __ B….
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