Januar 6, 2021 Computer used too long |You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting objects, you go „0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…“.When asked about a bus schedule, you…
Januar 6, 2021 The computer user's reboot poem |Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really had to dowas stop and hit reboot?Things would all turn…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer lingo guide |Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add a log to your wood stoveMonitor – Keep an eye…
Januar 6, 2021 A list of redneck computer terms |Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern.Bug –…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer history of the world |In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.And there were two Bytes in the Word;…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Types of computer viruses |Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You’re in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.Anita Hill…
Januar 6, 2021 Diary of a computer lamer |July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the best online service I can get. I can’t connect, I…
Januar 6, 2021 The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s won the Publisher’s Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.8. When…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer help stories |AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp….