Januar 6, 2021 Computer Ease! Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue….
Januar 6, 2021 Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to… Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other…
Januar 6, 2021 Less-Known Computer Languages Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout the computerindustry.There are numerous otherlanguages however that are lesswell known…
Januar 6, 2021 God and the Computer God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient #Password…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Diagnosis One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Crashed My computer crashed and died today And I thought, „oh well what the hey“ Now I’d have time to clean my house And see…
Januar 6, 2021 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream „Oh my God! They’ve found me!“ and bolt….
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Dictionary Part I BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in „Our daughter’s computer cost quite a bit.“BOOT – What your friends give you because…
Januar 6, 2021 If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer If you messed up your life, you could press „Ctrl, Alt, Delete“ and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on „run“!…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Diagnosis One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug…