Kategorie: computer

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!

When do computers go to sleep? When it’s internight.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t…

Want to buy a pocket computer? No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin

How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001,…