Kategorie: computer

Customer: „It says I’ve performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?“

A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. „Yeah, I got me a…

Tech Support: „Which format are the images you send?“ Customer: „Rectangular, 15×11 centimeters.“

A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water…

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain…

A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was „bad and invalid“. The tech…

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer–the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace – was doing…

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn’t get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked…

After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, „I see you have an…

Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there…