Januar 6, 2021 The Irish Virus An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the „IRISH VIRUS“. As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system….
Januar 6, 2021 Thank you for the emails THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It’s so wonderful that you included me in your quest…
Januar 6, 2021 Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forgetsome…
Januar 6, 2021 PC Manifesto V3.0 The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X. (C) 1992 – All Rights…
Januar 6, 2021 Does DEC still make toasters?.. Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of Programmer Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite…
Januar 6, 2021 If Hewlett-Packard made toasters… If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.
Januar 6, 2021 Software Development Process Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Cray made toasters… If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of…
Januar 6, 2021 USENET Parody USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define „change“A2. How do you know the lightbulb…