Januar 6, 2021 The system crash song |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of „The Monster Mash“) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft versus GM |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, „If GM had…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing furniture |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it…
Januar 6, 2021 Help stories from Tech Support |Compaq is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“ key is. AST technical support…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm ignoring Y2K |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may…
Januar 6, 2021 The technical geek test |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) |Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95:…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…