Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft runs the I.R.S. |If Microsoft Ran The IRS „Government should be run like a business.“ We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service…
Januar 6, 2021 Real opcodes |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow…
Januar 6, 2021 Programmer's drinking song |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Real software engineers eat quiche. |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across…
Januar 6, 2021 Solution to the Y2K problem |The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates picks his own punishment |Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you define OCR? |OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they’re in the right font,…
Januar 6, 2021 Floppy disk care |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out…