Januar 6, 2021 The problem is at your end |One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Husband 1.0 |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog, leaving very little system…
Januar 6, 2021 Great news for Bill Gates |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going…
Januar 6, 2021 Software development cycle |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains…
Januar 6, 2021 Girlfriend 1.0 software |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it’s a memory hogger! It…
Januar 6, 2021 Hacker syndrome |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. Why they get up at 4am…
Januar 6, 2021 How to shoot yourself in the foot |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot after offering you a blindfold and a last…