The cowboy
was trying to buy a health
insurance policy. The insurance agent was
going down the list of standard
questions.
„Ever have an accident?“
„Nope, nary a
one.“
„None? You’ve never had any accidents.“
„Nope. Ain’t
never had one. Never.“
„Well, you said on this form you were bit by
a snake once. Wouldn’t
you consider that an
accident?“
„Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.“
