Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover’s funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked
what message she wanted on the card. „Message?“ she sputtered.
„Well, I guess, ‚You will be missed.“‚ Visiting the funeral home, she
was
pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that
the card
had her exact words: „I guess you will be missed.“
