A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then
says,
„Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.“
„Because,“
the man says,“I live in a two-story house.“
The Judge replies,
„What kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a
two-story house?“
The man answers, „Well Judge, one story is ‚I have a
headache‘
and the other story is ‚It’s that time of the
month.‘