Januar 6, 2021 Can I play the piano once these are off? |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.“Doctor,“…
Januar 6, 2021 A man with a glass eye is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 The results of the X-ray |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Januar 6, 2021 Will this operation hurt me at all? |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Januar 6, 2021 A very interesting fact |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the…
Januar 6, 2021 I have good news and bad news |Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good…
Januar 6, 2021 What should I do then? |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 The prison hospital |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 How much will this cost me? |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you please do me a favor? |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your…