Januar 6, 2021 Will this operation hurt me at all? |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Januar 6, 2021 A very interesting fact |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the…
Januar 6, 2021 I have good news and bad news |Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good…
Januar 6, 2021 What should I do then? |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 We need to help these people |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What…
Januar 6, 2021 I've got good and bad |I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and…
Januar 6, 2021 My son swallowed the can opener |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the…
Januar 6, 2021 The bad and the worse news |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well,…
Januar 6, 2021 We are the best of friends |The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, „Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you…
Januar 6, 2021 Does it hurt when you do this? |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.