Januar 6, 2021 Get a heart transplant |A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.“Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost something?““No,“…
Januar 6, 2021 I think I need a pair of glasses |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Januar 6, 2021 Do you have a solution? |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
Januar 6, 2021 Put me into a fighting mood |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like…
Januar 6, 2021 I have bad and very bad news |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you take the patient's temperature? |Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Januar 6, 2021 We need to help these people |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What…
Januar 6, 2021 I've got good and bad |I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, „I have good news and…
Januar 6, 2021 My son swallowed the can opener |Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the…
Januar 6, 2021 The bad and the worse news |A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well,…