Januar 6, 2021 Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.
Januar 6, 2021 The general went to the doctor for a physical… The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking… Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.Holmes wakes up deep into…
Januar 6, 2021 A doctor, an engineer, and a politician… A doctor, an engineer, and a politician werearguing as to which profession was older. „Well,“ argued the doctor, „without aphysician mankind could not have…
Januar 6, 2021 Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test… Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, „What is three times three?““274,“ was his…
Januar 6, 2021 The doctor said to the housewife… The doctor said to the housewife,“I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The good news is you don’t have PMS.The bad news is…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor… A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after…
Januar 6, 2021 The doctor took Bill into the room and said… The doctor took Bill into the room and said,“Bill, I have some good news and some bad news.“ Bill said, „Give me the good…
Januar 6, 2021 The patient came into the doctor's office… The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, „Have you ever had it before?“
Januar 6, 2021 The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him… The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. „Mrs. Brown, I have some good news for you.“ The…