Januar 6, 2021 Will it hurt doctor? Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‚Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‚Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown‘.
Januar 6, 2021 A man went to the doctor to get a physical… A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news… he had…
Januar 6, 2021 Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't… Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his ass.
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a doctor's office with a… A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl goes to the doctor… A girl goes to the doctor. She says, „Doc, I’m freakin‘ out…I’m freakin‘ out…my pee’s coming out in four streams.“He says, „Get up on…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant… A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has…
Januar 6, 2021 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad… A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says „I…
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a doctor office A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in…
Januar 6, 2021 A rather senile old lady went to her doctor… A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ear. After theexamination, the doctor initiated…
Januar 6, 2021 A doctor fell into a well once… A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.