Januar 6, 2021 An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What’s with these guys? We…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer, police man, doctor 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 5 While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, „How long have you been bedridden?“ After a look of complete confusion she answered……
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 6 I was caring for a woman and asked, „So how’s your breakfast this morning?“ „It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 7 A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 8 A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 1 A man comes into the ER and yells; „My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!“ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. „Big breaths,“ I…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 3 One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 4 I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, „Cover your…