A man took his Rottweiler to the
vet and said
to him, „My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do
for it?“
„Well,“ said the vet „let’s have a look at him“ The vet picks the
dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes.
„Well,“
says the vet „I’m going to have to put him down.“
„Just
because he’s cross-eyed?“ say’s the man.
„No, because he’s heavy,“
says the vet.
