Januar 6, 2021 Driving in the Fog and… Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you’re eating pussy you can see the asshole in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving Examiner Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll pass eventually. Liz: But I’m the examiner!
Januar 6, 2021 Driving Violations A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place….The man says „What’s the problem officer?“Officer:…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving On One-Way Street A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde:…
Januar 6, 2021 Red Light Driving Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Januar 6, 2021 Tips for driving people insane! HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice)Put mosquito netting around…
Januar 6, 2021 Problems driving |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…
Januar 6, 2021 Knitting and driving |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… „Pull over!““No,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands… There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands,…