Januar 6, 2021 The new priest gets drunk! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Drunk A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, „You have to take a Breathalyzer test.“ The guy says,…
Januar 6, 2021 The Drunk and the Nun There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he…
Januar 6, 2021 The Old Drunk Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of 3rd & Lambourne. Seems that the old cronies got together…
Januar 6, 2021 The drunk. A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over…
Januar 6, 2021 Half Drunk Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my fault…I ran out of money!
Januar 6, 2021 The idiot drunk! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs that you may be a drunk! *** Signs that you „just might“ have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with inanimate objects.You have to hold onto the lawn to keep…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet Roy the drunk! Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool…
Januar 6, 2021 The Drunk! It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas…