Januar 6, 2021 Two drunks Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view…
Januar 6, 2021 Two drunks walk into a bar… Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says „I gotta go use the can.“ So he wonders…
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell? „Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin‘ moonshine again.“ the wife told her husband.“How can you tell ?“ he asked. „Did you smell it ?““Nope. But…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost all my luggage McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was…
Januar 6, 2021 It's a ladybug A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to…
Januar 6, 2021 A horrible tragedy A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the problem?““My…
Januar 6, 2021 Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting… Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road…
Januar 6, 2021 Out of the Greek Myths The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities —…
Januar 6, 2021 Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop… Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking along and says, „Hey,…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning labels If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let’s at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!…