Januar 6, 2021 Early retirement The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his…
Januar 6, 2021 Early shopping trip. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, „What are you charged with?““Doing my Christmas shopping…
Januar 6, 2021 The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning… The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after leaving his wife in bedwith the Sunday papers, her cup…
Januar 6, 2021 Early withdrawals The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When he confronted his wife, she simply said, „It’s my turn.“…