Januar 6, 2021 An ode to old age |There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t begin at 40. That’s a big fat lie.My hair’s getting…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 6 |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their…
Januar 6, 2021 No Peer Pressure |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: „And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?“ the reporter asked.She simply…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 8 |OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal coilsOLD LASER PHYSICISTS never…
Januar 6, 2021 When you are young |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 10 |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they’re just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm over the hill |We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all that bad.So give us „five“ and then a smileTo us…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 9 |OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to barOLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die,…
Januar 6, 2021 How old are you? |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. „I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,“…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 13 |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte…