Januar 6, 2021 Recently seen |Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about us…Inside: … We had to stay up…
Januar 6, 2021 Good & bad news |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: „I have good news and bad news, what would you…
Januar 6, 2021 Hard of hearing |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, „Windy, ain’t it?““No,“ the second…
Januar 6, 2021 New hearing aid |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have…
Januar 6, 2021 Handling teens |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement…
Januar 6, 2021 I have bad news |The doctor tells his patient: „Well I have good news and bad news…“ The patient says, „Lay it on me Doc. What’s the bad…
Januar 6, 2021 I am not forgetful |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, „Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while…
Januar 6, 2021 Guaranteed visits |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests….