Januar 6, 2021 A use for Viagra A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. „How are you grandpa?“ he asks.“Feeling fine,“ says the old man.“What’s the food…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly good eyesight Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee…
Januar 6, 2021 Can't do „What’s wrong, sonny?“ asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.“I’m crying…
Januar 6, 2021 Abe Lincoln An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the…
Januar 6, 2021 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home… An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses‘ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment… There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a…
Januar 6, 2021 Is it worth it? Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. „How old was your husband?“ he asked.“He was ninety-eight,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife… The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man’soldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing…
Januar 6, 2021 An old man and an old woman were sitting… An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,“You…
Januar 6, 2021 Here is this guy who really takes care of his body… Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the…