|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What’s the difference between an elephant and a post box?I don’t know!Well I’m not asking you to post my letters!What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?One rarely bites and the other barely writes!How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?Try picking them up!What’s the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?You can’t make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!What’s the difference between an elephant and a banana?Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?About 3,000 miles!What’s the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?A gooseberry is green!
