Kategorie: elephant

|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy…

|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: „Where would…

|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call…

|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his…

|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!Why…

|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the movies!What’s blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North…

|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and…

|What‘ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What’s…

|What‘ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant…

|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with…