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Januar 6, 2021 Newfie goes skydiving |A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the newfie to jump out…
Januar 6, 2021 Using nails on a house |These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks…
Januar 6, 2021 Simplified income taxes |REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money did you make in 2000?2. Send it to us.
Januar 6, 2021 Touring a new saw mill |Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, „Mick! I lost me finger!“ „Have you now?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Methods of execution |There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all…
Januar 6, 2021 Strange people are here |There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and…
Januar 6, 2021 Traveling on the train |There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went…
Januar 6, 2021 Measuring on the job |There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Marketing translations |Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble…