Januar 6, 2021 Great first parent |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence…
Januar 6, 2021 This is my first golf lesson |The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.“Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?“ she asked the instructor.“P-u-t-t is correct,“ he replied.“Put means to…
Januar 6, 2021 Who is on First? |Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys‘…
Januar 6, 2021 An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA… An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the cashier 100,000Rpsand after…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the first symptom of AIDS? What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Januar 6, 2021 The first time in the gay bar A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:“I can lick any man in the place!“The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says:…
Januar 6, 2021 First illegal, then legal, then… A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & askswhat he’s doing. „I’m leaving !“…
Januar 6, 2021 A young soldier was making his first parachute jump… A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure „You count toten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute…
Januar 6, 2021 Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years… Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. „So, how’s life been for you?“ Ed asked.“Not too good,“ Ted replied. „My…
Januar 6, 2021 Give me the bad news first… „give me the bad news first.““You’ve got AIDS.““Oh, no! What could be worse than that?““You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.““Oh. Well, that’s not so bad….