Januar 6, 2021 A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations… A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a…
Januar 6, 2021 Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog… Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they are. The first guy says „I’ll find out“ and putshis…
Januar 6, 2021 Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the…
Januar 6, 2021 A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of… A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Januar 6, 2021 Guns in a garden An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his…
Januar 6, 2021 Greedy Kiwi This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..“Mate“, the aussie said, „Over there we shear them“.The kiwi replied, „Mate,…
Januar 6, 2021 I saw a pen in a store the other day… I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than…
Januar 6, 2021 A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel… A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to „The Unknown Soldier“. At the base of the statue, a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pope vs. the Queen The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the…