Kategorie: funny

„Will I ever be able to race my horse again“ the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, „You certainly will, and you’ll probably…

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him…

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes? A: Slow clowns.

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while…

Does killing time damage eternity?

This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into…

A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, “I’m Jesus Christ.“ The first…