The officer shouted
orders to a
nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran
directly onto
the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a
dispatch
case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to
safety.
„Private,“ the officer said, „I’m recommending you for a
medal. You
risked your life to save the locations of our secret
warehouses.“
„Warehouses?“ the private shouted. „I thought you said
whorehouses!“